Me. My Life. How can I Explain this to you? Hmm... Have you ever seen the chaos following the 9/11 Bombings? Well, Multiply that by 'round six, and you have a day in my life. Hectic. Ugh. I have a Husband, he is the main source of my chaos, two children, both under the age of two, they are my husbands source of what he describes as "fun." normally, "fun" consists of yelling, screaming, throwing things, torturing any live animal that has the misfortune to cross their path, and eating me out of house and home.
The ensuing result is a house that looks like a Mack Truck lost control and drove through it.
For some strange reason, unbeknownst to me, I love these evil creatures who never fail to give me a headache and a reason to scream.
Unfortunately, the aforementioned "live animals" tend to be my cats. When "fun time" starts, they make an effort to be invisible. Poor things. And last but not least, my newly acquired snake, who has been the latest target of animal cruelty in my house, normally stays curled up in a ball with only her head sticking out, so she can watch the entertainment, and hope like hell she never has to come out of her tank. I wish i was a snake. i would never come out either.
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